July262014
11PM

Destiny // Mars Cutscene

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11PM

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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10PM

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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9PM

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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9PM

pixelkitties:

So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

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9PM

papanorth:

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Geoff is the biggest 30-something baby

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9PM

johnwatsonschafingpenis:

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

Well thank you for teaching me a home recipe for mustard gas to kill people with.

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grilled-salmon:

i’ve gotta be Blaine with you guys, these piss me off.

grilled-salmon:

i’ve gotta be Blaine with you guys, these piss me off.

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9PM

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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9PM

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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9PM

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

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9PM

fudd-dunker:

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

There’s a pool cover on the pool and the water on top is probably just rain water. It looks like he’s jumping on water but it’s just shallow enough to look like it

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9PM

stabdaddroog:

actualjonjafari:

ponponallthewei:

Eat your peas.

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I JU SWANNA T UCH YA BIG BLACK CAWWWKK

I still can’t get over this soundclip.

(Source: paupaulie, via bacoose)

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